MY BOW IS SO FAST-

[Dalebow]

My bow is so fast....must be the new Adcock

[Benha]

My bow is so fast I have to call and request flight clearance.

[huntwisely]

My self bow is so fast it has a propeller

[snag]

You guys are killing me!
Good one Bowdaddy!

My bow is so fast the draft of the arrow has been known to pull clothes, toupes, hair off dogs, etc. right off bystanders.

[Goatpacker]

My new bow that Mark Horne is building me is going to be so fast that he is not going to charge me extra for overnight shipping

[JStark]

Three kids were standing in a schoolyard bragging about their dads.
"My dad's a fireman, and he's so fast, the wind from his fire truck blows the fire out!"
"Well, my dad's a policeman, and he's so fast that the sonic boom from his cop car scares the criminals into givin' up!"
The third boy then speaks up:
"My Dad's got all your dads beat!  He's a CalTrans worker, and he's so fast, he gets off work at five and he's home by three!"

But my bow, my bow is pretty slow.

[The Whittler]

My bow is so fast it's there before it's gone. Alan

[Old York]

My bow is  so fast, Easton's Spine Chart  can't  work. Hey, wait a minute, this means there's a lot of fast...  :p

[vermonster13]

My bow is so fast it is patented.

[BamBooBender]

My bows are so fast; that the arrows usually make it all the way to the target.

[snag]

My bow is so fast any animal within 30 yds just gives up and lays down....yeah right! I wish!

[Minuteman]

My bows so fast I have to check the stands I'm gonna hunt tomorrow today to see if its already killed a deer before I got there! Eeyup 790 FPS-Fibs Per Second!

[Tom Leemans]

I got done letting an arrow fly once. Chuck Yeager just dropped his helmet and walked away scratching his head.

[Kingstaken]

My bow is so fast,,,,,,,,,,,
Hey wait a minute,isn't this a  traditional website,,,,,,,,,there are no fast bows....

[Ralph Renfro]

Arrows from my Bows are sooooo fast I have to sleep on the ground waaay up the holler behind Otto's (pg.5) house!!

[Biblethumpincop]

my bow is sooo fast that they outlawed me from the traditional category.  I must be shooting something illegal.

[Sacred mt]

my bow is so fast it shot into next year....happy New Year..

[9 Mile Archer]

My bow shoots arrows so fast, that I have to aim behind the deer!  

[Weekend Warrior]

My bow is so fast
The first time I shot it blew both the wheels of    Yea it really did..  

[CDMHorseman]

My bow slings arrows so fast that you have to wear hearing protection because of the sonic BOOM!