MY BOW IS SO FAST-

[Osagetree]

My bow is so fast, I found it in bed with my wife! It is so mean, needless to say, I slept on the couch.

Hope the wife lives through it.

[Jim Spencer]

My bow is so fast I can only drink 1 cup of coffee before the arrow hits the target...Jim.

[sidebuster]

You want to see how fast by bow shoots?  
You want to see it again?

[Huntrdfk]

Jim,

Sounds like our bows are about the same speed!    


David

[Minuteman]

Beekeeper beat me to the circlin' the globe crack!
My bow is so SLOW when I shoot it if its gonna miss I just go up and adjust the target before it hits! Sometimes I just correct it in mid-flight though.

[KodiakMagnum]

:D         :D        :D    

[Jim Spencer]

[Black Arrow]

My bow is so fast I can't hit the mark my arrow melts.      

[Hunt Stealth]

my bow is so fast, do you want to see me shoot again............ I know thats not funny, I just wanted to post something..........

[Got2strum]

My bow is so fast I have to use those huge 5'x 10' bales of hey to stop the arrows instead of the small ones.
My bow is so fast the deer wave white flags when I walk into the woods...... what..... you mean those aren't surrender flags ? ... Doh !    

[Allan Hundeby]

!naeroLeD s'ylFcM ytraM naht retsaf si wob yM

[robtattoo]

My bow's so fast that every animal I shoot dies cooked. I've started cresting my arras with A1 sauce  :D  :D

[Roy from Pa]

My bow is so fast since I put wheels on it:)  

LOL just a joke guys...

[Scott Gray]

Shoot boys them bows aint fast.
My bow is so fast that I have to coat my arrows with an asbestos arrow wrap just to keep it from burning up and I have to make my broadheads and field point from old space shuttle heat tiles  

[DEAN]

MY ARROW IS WHAT IS FAST!!!!!!!

[Otto]

On the road I live on, the further back in the holler you go, the faster the bows git.

I live in the last house.

[BigRonHuntAlot]

My bow is so FAST that I have to hunt with a RIFLE to give the deer a chance.  

[Deerhntr]

My bow is so fast my neighbor called 911 after he heard the sonic boom.

[ranger 3]

My bow is so fast, no wait a minute it ain't that fast.

[sar]

My bow is so fast I have to shoot it in the same direction as Earth's revolution.  Otherwise time will reverse.